Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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