Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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