I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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