Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
