Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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