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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
It's never too late to be topless.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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