I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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