This gyro tastes like lonliness
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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