It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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