Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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