that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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