Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
