Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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