is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
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I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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