Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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