I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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