And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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