he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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