that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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