So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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