Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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