how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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