Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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