She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
high people should be assigned attendants
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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