he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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