dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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