I can tuck mytits in my pants
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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