i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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