Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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