Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
