did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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