I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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