I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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