Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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