This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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