Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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