So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude i'm inner monologue high
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
where are my eyebrows?
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