even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I enjoy the company of your penis
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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