I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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