You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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