It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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