we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Randomize
