The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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