I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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