yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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