Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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