dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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