come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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