you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I am one with the molecules
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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