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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting

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(352): View more from Florida

I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5

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(239): View more from Florida

Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet

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(804): View more from Virginia

i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song

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(773): View more from Illinois

Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk

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(408): View more from California

I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit

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(512): View more from Texas

You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach

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(317): View more from Indiana

She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer

(317): View more from Indiana

I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out

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