She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Come share oat with me in your robe
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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