she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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