That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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