I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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