i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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